1 definition by jgglytts
"We should probably wait for the light to-"
"SAFETY THIRD!"
"Before we jump, do we have any idea how deep that water?"
"Does it matter? Safety third!"
"So we could go down this nice easy switchback over here, but the marks point straight down this really dangerous-looking slope and there's a 'Beer Near' sign... You know what they say about beer, trail and safety! Follow those marks!"
"SAFETY THIRD!"
"Before we jump, do we have any idea how deep that water?"
"Does it matter? Safety third!"
"So we could go down this nice easy switchback over here, but the marks point straight down this really dangerous-looking slope and there's a 'Beer Near' sign... You know what they say about beer, trail and safety! Follow those marks!"
by jgglytts July 12, 2017