The name of the original faggot nationality of Hamler, Ohio. He who saw the world as making fun of Jew Fro's and was alleged to butt sexing a crane, while specializing in crane services. You can find him at the Toledo Zoo, Hamler, 281, or in a crane pin.
Guy 1: Hey, look at that Badenhop!
Guy 2: Wow, he looks like a crane!
Guy 1: He's having butt sex with a one too, this is a faggot nationality.
Badenhop: I don't see the problem in my ability to have connections with cranes, it's just something you guys are jealous of. If you'd like to further discuss it, I suppose I can take you all out for supper then we can kick it at my place and butt sex for dessert?
(Badenhop is left with he, himself, and his crane).