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2 definitions by jewleo

 
1.
To be so ridiculously attractive that "adorable" and "gorgeous" can't even match the extremity of such beauty. Mostly because "adorable" sounds "faggy".
You: Marion Cotillard is soooo adorable.
Friend: She's f**king hot. Or she's gorgeous. Not adorable. You sound like a fag when you say that.
You: Fine, she's f**king adorgeous.
by jewleo July 14, 2010
 
2.
n. A shaven person who holds that the existence of the ultimate 'stache, and the essential nature of manfuzz are unknown and unknowable, or that human knowledge is limited to one's own facial hair.
A: Would you like to join our church?
B: No, sorry, I'm a shavenostic.
A: What's that?
B: It means I worship the almighty mutton chops of holiness and my measly pencil 'stache is all I'm bound to.
by jewleo February 12, 2011