1 definition by jesusfuckersihatepussycauseimg

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monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana
yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker
by jesusfuckersihatepussycauseimg January 05, 2010

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