256 definitions by jesus

Someone who presents themselves as a person of great importance, but who's actual credentials are spurious or questionable.
Just ignore that fool Matt and his bullshit history lectures. He's just a big hat with no cattle.
by Jesus March 29, 2004
shit shower and shave
Bob: Hey Joe wanna hang out?
Joe: Sure, just let me do the 3 S's and I'll swing by.
by Jesus January 11, 2004
1.)A person who uses political beliefs or passions of any kind as a platform to express their hatred for another individual. 2.)A media personality who spreads hate under the guise of a political affiliation or a religous belief.
If you are going to make an important decison regarding religion or politics, listen to many points of view and not just of those of the Hate Mongers.
by Jesus March 09, 2004
A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.
I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.
by Jesus January 17, 2003
The act or feeling of agression towards the dumbasses that share the nations hiways with one.
Road rage: if you don't have it, you're probably causing it.
by Jesus February 24, 2003
unsure about the decision at hand
I'm on the fence about Gigli. It really sucked, but I love Ben Affleck
by jesus September 01, 2003
See shit. Only function in life to be used to Download a new Browser & OS.
"I have to go take an IE."
by Jesus February 07, 2005

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