2 definitions by jesus crist

no kitty this is my potpie

when your girlfriends pussy wants some cock and you dont want to give her any

girlfriend:come here and give me some lovin!

me: no kitty this is my pot pie!

girlfriend: meow?

me:no kitty! baaad kitty!

by jesus crist April 18, 2004

When you get pwned so hard it hurts your balls.

Trent: I failed the math test.
Andrew: Get decked.

by jesus crist February 8, 2012