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When you drop a huge deuce and try to flush it, instead of going down it drifts along the inside of the bowl leaving ferocious skid marks.
A drifting turd just went screaming down the pipes in your bathroom and smeared it all the way down. It was fast and furious
by jester01 February 08, 2011

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