2 definitions by jessie4000

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The altered mental state that accompanies acute illness or use of intoxicating substances. Usually a result of too many bevvies.
"I don't remember what happened last night, I was completely off my face."

"She got off her face and started slapping people."
by jessie4000 June 07, 2006

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An exclamation, used to describe an inelegant, unlady-like, disgusting or otherwise nasty incident or situation. Often used when taking bad food out of a student refridgerator, when someone has just woken up with makeup smeared all over their face, or a bad landing in cheerleading resulting in the bases having to grab at any body part and your skirt ending up over your head.
"Dude, how long has that cheese been in there? 'bout 2 months? Sexual."

"Nice landing, you look so sexual right now!"
by jessie4000 June 07, 2006

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