1 definition by jerp masta

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fucking a fruit or vegetable...or both (one in the vagina and one in the ass)
My favorite fruit to jerp is a watermelon. I also like to put some applebutter and strawberry jelly and put it in the watermelon and so i can jerp jerp jerp.
by jerp masta July 10, 2008

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