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2 definitions by jeromino111

 
1.
The occurrence of two penises coming in contact. Can be for the purpose of comparative measurement or the purpose of play. The movement generally resembles the sword fighting technique of pirates.
Curious about the status of their respective manhood , Joey and Shmoolie spent the better part of the afternoon swashbuckling.
by jeromino111 October 31, 2010
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2.
A folded piece of paper used as a receptacle for semen when no better option is available.
Adding tissues to his mental shopping list, Shmoolie gingerly placed his fresh grilled cheese sandwich to the bottom of the trash.
by jeromino111 January 14, 2011
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