1 definition by jerk_off_janitor

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when a fat fukin chick thinks your cock is a nice juicy ballpark frank and sucks on it like she hasn't eaten in 5 whole minutes leaving bite or lipstick marks around your johnson.
you fugly bitch, who would put relish on a cock
by jerk_off_janitor July 13, 2005

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