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Tor
A guy who is smart and has a big penis
One sexy hunk of man.

4 buckets of pure awesome rolled up into a tasty bite sized homunculus. Looks good in drag. When he opens his mouth, pure clever spews out and penetrates all those who dare oppose him. He is the master of the universe.

also named "mr perfect" he is the sweetest nicest guy ever and he is drop dead gorgeous and sexy and has a very large penis hes great in bed and loves to be rough but at the same time dominated hes an all around amazing guy and the best at hockey
Dang, I wish I was like that Tor over there
"Jeremy's mine, bitch. Back off!" :)
by jeremytor July 21, 2010

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