5 definitions by jeremy sandifer

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a person that is annoying, possibly a dork, but definately not your friend. You despise them.
That dilweed wouldn't shut up during the entire movie. My cousing is a freaking harry potter loving dilweed.
by jeremy sandifer February 15, 2009

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someone that does every sexual desire you may have during intercourse.
Man that chic was a total sexpuppet last night.
by jeremy sandifer February 15, 2009

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a dirtyleg is a girl that loves to have a good time and it doesn't matter who with. She is the most hated girl at a party by the girls because most guys are flocking to her knowing they will get laid. Also someone you can call on at a short notice to party with. booty call
I called me a dirtyleg last night cause I was bored, and she got me stiff as a board! If you wanna get laid I know a dirtyleg we can call.
by jeremy sandifer February 15, 2009

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Someone that takes in as much semen as they possibly can, they more than likely really love the taste of it. Either in the mouth or by way of other holes they may have in their body. Also known as a whore, slut, hooker, dirtyleg, or split tail.
Man I saw that chic with three dudes last night, she is a total cumdrum. That bitch is a freaking cumdrum, she swallowed every drop of my load.
by jeremy sandifer February 15, 2009

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When a womans vagina isn't as clean as it could be and she has sex or lets someone finger her and there is a build up on the penis or finger that looks like buttermilk.
That bitch had pussybutter on her twat. I wish she would have bathed so I wouldn't have pussybutter on my balls. I spread some pussybutter on a cracker and fead it to her.
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