A word originally created while texting. It's too complicated to spell out the phrase "I'm hammered" so instead, it is replaced with"I'm HAMD."
A word that means extremely intoxicated.
While using this word in everyday conversation, other words like HAMD derive from it such as yelling out "HAM SANDWICH" and "HAMMAGE." When a bunch of your friends are all drunk together and you see one another, you stop, point, and yell HAM SANDWICH!
I can't believe how HAMD I am right now. Who keeps buying me drinks?!