A drug that is so important that you lie to the people that you love and steal from the people that trust you in order to get high.
I will never do cocaine. I would never want to put someone through what I've been through.
A word that your parent's use to describe sex to you, even when you are an adult.
Oh my lord, Jennifer! You're... you're not BOINKING him, are you?
Yes mom, he's my husband.
A time in one's life looked back upon with great fondness. Usually invokes a memory of a particularly memorable or traumatic incident.
Back in the day, we used to get drunk and cruise the city.
Back in the day, my dad had a mullet.
Back in the day, _________ was a lot cooler than now.
Giant man who licks the bottoms of sneakers, and has many fat men lurking around his house.
Rather than taking the advice of his nutritionist, Fat Joe prefers to lick the bottoms of sneakers because they taste like migrant childrens' sweat.
Something you're not supposed to tell anyone, but somehow gets out regardless of who told who.
I thought that your crush on JT
was supposed to be a secret.
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.
I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.
I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.
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Presidential material, through and through!, July 6, 2004
Reviewer: Lolla Fallujah
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.
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