8 definitions by jennifer dietz
by jennifer dietz May 11, 2008
When John drinks too much, his skankifiltration system fails him every time and he ends up with the Hunch Back of Notre Dame with lipstick and a hoo hoo.
by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008
John drank too much, again, and his slutifiltration system failed again. Have you seen the slut that calls him her "boyfriend?"
by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008
Lack of use of system to determine that the slut in your car stinks, reeks of alcohol, dope and wants twenty bucks to blow you after you just bought her dinner.
John drank too much at dinner and his whorifiltration system failed his dumm ass again because Godzilla wants to do him in the back seat for forty bucks.
by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008
That house across the street from us is a Frank Lloyd Wrong and I am going to set it on fire tonight to get rid of that fuckng eye sore.
by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008
by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008
John is quite poindextrous because he is the company's tech dude that will drink you under the table while getting all the cute chicks in the bar.
by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008