an individual is obsessed with surfing the internet while working, this
phenomenon generally affects a person
’s ability to complete
the scheduled time table. Symptoms of this syndrome
include but are not limited to the following observed
• An uncontrolled desire to surf the internet at work
regardless of a projects timetable.
• Individuals affected by this syndrome tend
to prefer vehicles that are cool ranch Doritos color. Studies have shown that this
melancholy hue of blue eases the affected individual’s obsession to the internet.
• It is not uncommon for a person
affected with the Tabbert
a decline in hygiene and personal appearance. A typical
example related to the business
be the wearing of wrinkled suits with ankle
socks. Most times the suits would
need some mending from the tears and holes observed
in the work
• Due to the social awkwardness of this syndrome
an infected individual would experience
decline in athletic ability or wiliness to be active.