1 definition by jeffry archer

THIS BEING IS NIETHER HUMAN NOR HERMIT, HE IS A SOLTOISE.
This small retiring creature spends alot of its energy playing with choke.
on the DEcoy living room floor he enjoys such delicacies as cookies(or crack to the averge tort) and cucumbers. beware this beast is fearsum, he'll have your eye out perry!
The whole jungle freeze in their tracks wen they hear the soltoise's mating call;
neeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
by jeffry archer June 05, 2003

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