An emo dude who is always downbeat, yet more earnest and cooler than you. Basically a hipster sad-sack. Likes: being morose, pining for chicks, bumming guys out, trying to attract other chicks. Dislikes: Happiness, Sit-Coms, MAD Magazine, Humor.
Q: Bro, have you heard the new Death Cab?
A: Yeah, but those guys are such sadsters, I can't stand them for long.