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2 definitions by jed kenney

 
1.
The most sorry excuse for a human to live. One who cannot get any ass in the world of homosexuality, but still tries; Often resorts to cheap male strippers and used dousches in trach cans near retirement homes.
Jared sure has been acting like a bitchassdouschelickinbuttpirate
by jed kenney March 25, 2008
 
2.
One who has more homosexuality then he knows what to do with; The king of flamers.
Fuck my ass and call me jared.
by jed kenney March 25, 2008