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1 definition by jean anyon

 
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A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.
Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.
by jean anyon May 08, 2006