4 definitions by jcad

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A small coal mining town in British Columbia, Canada. There is an extreme lack of things to do, which results in most of the teenagers engaging in under-age drinking. Sparwood is such a boring town that I can not think of anything else to add to this definition.

Oh wait the recreation center has awesome mozza fries.
The sign outside of Sparwood coming in:
"Haha suckers, you're in Sparwood!"
by jcad February 01, 2009

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A town in New York state where there is an excess of wiggers, gangsters, and corrupt police. Many residents of Schenectady dislike the people of Niskyuna, as they are a bunch of spoiled whores. It is commonly thought that if you walk into Schenectady, you will be immediately shot and/or stabbed. Many people who are not from this area have trouble pronouncing Schenectady.
"Person 1: Hey wanna go to Schenectady?
Person 2: What are you crazy!? We'll get shot!"
by jcad February 01, 2009

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When your college roomate's boyfriend or girlfriend comes to visit at your dorm and they sexile you from the room.
"Roomate: Get out of here for awhile.
Friend down the hall: Haha you were sexiled!"
by jcad February 01, 2009

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Really great talk show host, but horrible at football.
Conan O'Brian missed the goalpost when he was on top of a van and only a few feet away from it.
by jcad February 01, 2009

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