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1 definition by jborwn

 
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A klumpkin is what a blumpkin turns into when the blumpkinee is constipated or has to pinch it off short due to an interruption.
Yeh, it wuz all good til her parents came home and my blumpkin turned into a klumpkin.
by jborwn March 08, 2005