3 definitions by jbm321

Tallahassee Hat Trick

To score with a young chick, an old chick, and a Cuban chick all in the same day. Named for the 3 most prominent populations in Florida.

I had sex with a widow this morning, and her daughter this afternoon. all I need is a Cuban and I have myself a Tallahassee Hat Trick.

by jbm321 February 10, 2012

Lag Ram

An occurence on online gaming, mainly First Person Shooter games, whereas your connection lags when a teammate runs into, or generally makes contact with you.

"Damn it, I would've had that kill if my stupid teammate didn't lag ram me and ruin my shot."

by jbm321 October 26, 2011

Mehrrific

Lackluster to an extensive degree.

Dave - "Hey Alex, why did the chicken cross the road?"
Alex - "Why?"
Dave - "Who gives a shit, all these chicken jokes are mehrrific anyway."
Alex - "Well said."

by jbm321 May 21, 2011