1 definition by jazzjammr

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Spicy and hot, like a chili. Overly patient and rational: so, basically, calculus is as easy as breathing, and PMS is no stress (its miraculous how anyone can survive PMS). Has an infectious laugh and a secretly caring heart. A not-so-secret republican, and not-so-secret opinion about how you clearly don't know what you're talking about! Funny, funky (smelling, especially in the morning, but only sometimes), and favorite friend! Has the world's sexiest friends, and a really, hot bod. Nicest guy ever, once you've met him, you won't be the same without him!
Person 1: I could really use a raph tonight.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Well, I haven't been feeling so well, it's that time, I blatantly didn't do my calc. homework, and I need a hug. So, ya, tonight's definitely a raph night.
by jazzjammr February 24, 2010

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