2 definitions by jazmin blessed

butt zombie

A fart that makes a really load roaring noise.
The long silence was broken by Jazmin's angry butt zombie.
by jazmin blessed September 25, 2008
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surforexic

A surfer who never thinks he surfs enough, even though he surfs all the time.
He complains that he only surfs 10 hours a day beacause he is severely surforexic.
by jazmin blessed September 25, 2008
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