4 definitions by jayseebee

Top Definition
Moderate intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a noticable reduction in common sense and decision making capacity. One step above pissed on the scale of drunkenness and one below battered.
We seem to have a few traffic cones in our living room. I guess we were steaming last night.
by jayseebee July 14, 2004
Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steaming on the scale of drunkenness and one below shell.
I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered.
by jayseebee July 13, 2004
Slight intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a slight sense of drunkenness but none of the more advanced symptoms such as a reduction in inhibitions, loss of self control or inability to respond to questions. One step above sober on the scale of drunkenness and one step below steaming.
I was a bit pissed still when I arrived at work but my boss definitely couldn't have noticed.
by jayseebee July 13, 2004
Extreme intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by the inability to respond coherently to even simple questions. Derived from 'shell of a man'. One step up the scale of drunkenness from battered.
That was an excellent night. There was loads of beer and I pushed through battered to achieve shell.
by jayseebee July 13, 2004

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