1)A woman who describes herself publiclly as a milf but is undeniabely a dog at best.
(2)A woman who describes herself as a milf and refers to her children as a "pack" in the same sentence.
(3) Catrinna Dunning
"I have to leave. I need to go pick up my pack from the soccer game" - Uttered by a woman claiming to be a MILF. Automatic weremilf.