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2 definitions by jaypeezey

 
1.
A smug, pathetic wannabe college football "expert" that works for ESPIN.
Dave: Why is Mark May such an Ohio State hater?
Matt: He's STILL mad that Ohio State crushed Pitt 72-0 back in '96.
by jaypeezey August 20, 2011
 
2.
1. The worst flopper in the NBA. Will go as far as faking severe pain/injury at the slightest touch.

2. A very, very bad actress.
Are they getting out the wheelchair for Paul Pierce again? That's twice this game already!

Paul Pierce makes Miley Cyrus look like Meryl Streep.
by jaypeezey May 04, 2011