11 definitions by jasper ferg

texpert

Person with lots of book learning but little practical experience or knowledge. A pedant.

From the Beatles' song "I Am the Walrus".

"Expert, texpert, choking smoker, don't you hear the joker laugh at you?"

by jasper ferg March 5, 2011

SMI

Subject Matter Ignoramus: used to describe a manager or executive who supposedly knows "how to lead" but knows nothing about the actual business or activities he or she is supposed to manage. Pronounced "smigh" -- rhymes with "sigh".

Opposite of subject matter expert (SME).

They've hired a SMI to head up the Roads Department: the guy can't tell concrete from asphalt -- hell, he doesn't even drive.

by jasper ferg March 5, 2011

hard nut

1. A stubborn, cynical person, especially an employee or colleague who resists efforts to improve. "Nut" is English slang for "head".

2. A tough problem that is hard to solve is a "hard nut to crack".

1. Jim tried everything to improve the audit team's morale, but the hard nuts just labelled him "lame."

2. Until the US economy recovers, unemployment will be a hard nut to crack.

by jasper ferg March 5, 2011

chicken mouse

Total wimp. Extreme coward. Weak and scared.

That chicken mouse would run from his own shadow!

by jasper ferg March 5, 2011

MLA

Stands for Member of Legislative Assembly, used in Canadian provinces for provincial elected representatives, especially in Quebec.

The MLAs voted down the House Leader's budget proposal, creating the risk of a government shutdown.

by jasper ferg February 14, 2012

air support

Back-up from your boss. Help from an executive when getting resistance to an initiative or idea from others -- especially others who outrank you.

I won't be able to get my proposed budget for budgie breeding research wothout air support from the VP R&D.

by jasper ferg March 5, 2011

QPQ

QPQ = quid pro quo or "this for that", meaning an exchange, usually even or fair. A basic principle in maintaining relationships and partnerships.

We can get a discount on legal billings if we give them QPQ next quarter on our accounting fee.

My girlfriend gives me great blowjobs, cuz she loves my QPQ on her pussy.

by jasper ferg March 5, 2011