1. a state of mind characterized by stagnation, negativity, irrationality and an over-analysis of personal events (or lack thereof). Similar to being trapped in a maze, the condition can last anywhere from a few seconds to weeks, months, and for the truly lame, entire lives. Frequently coupled with mild to severe depression, the state is often exacerbated by the denial of the fact that it even exists. Escape is possible, but often difficult.
2. a mental funk. 3. banging on the plexiglass of your own mind.
"Ever since they broke up, he's been doojhooplexing non-stop."
"I smoked a blunt and went straight into the doojhooplex."