The incredibly fast moving poop that seems to come out of nowhere, leaving you panicked and in emergent need of a bathroom.
While driving down the highway, I felt a twinge and, a minute later, was struck by the feeling of a torPOOdo barrelling through my lower colon, necessitating a last-second pull-off to a service station bathroom.
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