15 definitions by jamie sommers

Top Definition
A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag
Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!
by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004
The metric measurement of crap
OK Steve, that story you just told me is way high on the crapometer.
by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005
An explosion of crap
My baby had a craplosion in his diaper.
by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005
Ending one's life by taking a life threatening dump.
Yep, it looks like crapicide to me....just look at the size of that turd in the bowl!
by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005
Someone who can crap at the drop of a hat
That dude is crap-o-matic.
by jamie sommers July 22, 2004
The Roman God of Shit
You will all bow doen before CRAPTUS
by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004
Crappy Halloween decoration
Hey, where did you get that Crapolantern?
by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

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