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8 definitions by jameser612

 
1.
An alias that a roller derby skater uses instead of their real name. Often a bawdy play on words, or pun. Pronounced "nom DUH uhr-bee".
"Know who *that* is? It's Camel Toni from the North Star Roller Girls. How rad is it that she and her old man Bruce Knuckle from the TC Terrors both have a nom de rby that refers to the chick & dude versions of the front wedgie?"
by jameser612 May 16, 2010
 
2.
a person who ends a work, romantic, or friendly relationship in such a way as to forever prevent a return to anything similar with a particular organization, or person.
gah, with the lies! hope you're happy being such a bridgeburner.
by jameser612 September 19, 2010
 
3.
A crazy dream brought on by consumption of NyQuil, or other similar cold/flu medication.

Similar to a Fever Dream.
"That double dose of NyQuil gave me the craziest NyQmare last night. Dig... Clay Aiken and I were sitting on Carmen Miranda's shoulders eating bananas from her headdress thing while she was being tickled by Eric Massa, all while Liberace and Elton John played dueling pianos."
by jameser612 March 12, 2010
 
4.
A finger nail that one grows longer than others so that it can be used in lieu of a stylus on a PDA, or smartphone.

See also: Coke Nail
"Dude! What's up with your pointer finger nail?"
"Huh? oh, that's my stylus nail. For my iPhone."
"Um, okay... but does it have to have a French Tip?"
by jameser612 February 23, 2010
 
5.
a person who always lands on their feet no matter how shitty the situation.
Honey has been through some real shit lately. no worries, though, she's a total feetlander!
by jameser612 September 15, 2010
 
6.
A chunk of phlegm that gets stuck in the back of one's throat.
"I'm glad that those cough meds are working and getting that crap outta my lungs, but all a that stuff coming up has given me the worst phlegmorrhoid."
by jameser612 March 31, 2010
 
7.
One who becomes abusive, and/or into fights, or arguments when drunk. See: Mean Drunk.
"Barbie, you should hold off on those Jagbombs unless you want a ton of drama. That Ken is a TOTAL malcoholic," warned Midge.
by jameser612 July 09, 2010