1 definition by james(god)

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someone of polish decent, usually under 5 and a half feet tall, with a severe anger problem. Typically has one arm bigger than the other and has what some might consider to be a "small" wiener.
you see that scrub in the pajama pants over there? he's a real chris bartnicki
by james(god) March 13, 2009

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