16 definitions by jakrel

The unusual feeling of love between half black/white trash, and a blonde ho. Usually occurs in towns populated by inbred hillbillies.
Dude, Issiah and Randa are so detto. I heard he gave her a twig for her birthday....so romantic.
by jakrel April 21, 2005
A drug addict whose skin is tan for one of the following reasons:
1.) The meth they are on makes them think they are ugly (which is pry true) so they go tan
2.) They are on a meth binge and have gotten sunburnt from walking along the highway in the heat for 8 days
3.) Their skin is so wrinkly you can't tell what color it is, so it automatically becomes tan.
Wow, that is some nasty tan trash.
by jakrel May 28, 2005
The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.
Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer snort all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.
by jakrel May 16, 2005
a handy plant that grows in ditches, and can be used for various activities.
Yo, go snatch that weed.
by jakrel June 23, 2005
The name given to any nasty pitch in baseball.
DAMNIT, quit screwing around and throw him the stinkin' cheese.
by jakrel May 26, 2005
The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.
Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer's blow all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.
by jakrel May 14, 2005
An oval shaped penis, with the width being the long part.
Why is everyone proud of their chode, when you can have a schlong like me?
by jakrel May 28, 2005

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