113 definitions by jaffaw

Cash for spending on hash
let's go and get some hash, cool, do you have any cashesh?
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
when you don't come once but come again
i was shagging this girl yesterday and after I had sex, I wasn't done so she experience the 2nd coming.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
when you are giving head and from above the pubic hair makes it look like you have a moutashe
I was giving head to my girlfriend yesterday then she just started laughing at my mufftashe.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
a gay version of the grease song
We start believing now that we can be what we are

Gays the word, the word
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
when you empty your balls so much you can't have sex again
I emptied myself, I was put into early decumission
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
the mode you go into in order to get the object of your affections, occassionally requires lying
you went on his motorbike, but you hate motorbikes.
I know.

are you in courting capture mode?
might be
Playa, get that man
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
a parent who uses a lot of apple products, in particular the iphone
What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iparent or what!!
by jaffaw February 12, 2010

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