113 definitions by jaffaw

Cash for spending on hash
let's go and get some hash, cool, do you have any cashesh?
by jaffaw July 16, 2009

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when you don't come once but come again
i was shagging this girl yesterday and after I had sex, I wasn't done so she experience the 2nd coming.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009

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when you are giving head and from above the pubic hair makes it look like you have a moutashe
I was giving head to my girlfriend yesterday then she just started laughing at my mufftashe.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009

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a gay version of the grease song
We start believing now that we can be what we are

Gays the word, the word
by jaffaw July 14, 2009

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the mode you go into in order to get the object of your affections, occassionally requires lying
you went on his motorbike, but you hate motorbikes.
I know.

are you in courting capture mode?
might be
Playa, get that man
by jaffaw February 12, 2010

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a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,

can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iphone parent or what!!
by jaffaw February 12, 2010

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The place where you worship ladythings, most likely a muff, can be used as a euphemism for cunnilingus or sex, or used to refer to someone who is a lesbian
I was worshipping at the lady alter last night,

or

don't you know she worships at the lady alter,
by jaffaw July 19, 2009

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