what she does when I've been a good boy
last night I got a suckandfuck, perfect.
going for a wank in the toilet,
you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks
A fashion nazi, someone who defines alternatively oneself and others by the clothes they wear.
I see your shoes man,
do you still have the receipt for them?
don't be such a fashionist
A jacket that bin men used to wear, very heavy felt
My wife wanted a fur jacket so I got her a donkey jacket.
contacts are important, helping people is too, but giving people want they want is best
it's not what you know, it's who you blow
to describe that one would like the music turned up
crank that shit up, are you a dj or a ho?
when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out
i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out