porn that is set in the 60s showing free loving in detail
I was watching an old vintage porn film. I was I was born in the 60s, there was some Hippie smut going on.
going for a wank in the toilet,
you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks
A fashion nazi, someone who defines alternatively oneself and others by the clothes they wear.
I see your shoes man,
do you still have the receipt for them?
don't be such a fashionist
A jacket that bin men used to wear, very heavy felt
My wife wanted a fur jacket so I got her a donkey jacket.
to describe that one would like the music turned up
crank that shit up, are you a dj or a ho?
when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out
i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out
when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)
have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper