when the area described has no hoes in it
why are you going there, it's a no hoe zone, all you'll get there is a dirty look from a blind beggar
porn that is set in the 60s showing free loving in detail
I was watching an old vintage porn film. I was I was born in the 60s, there was some Hippie smut going on.
A jacket that bin men used to wear, very heavy felt
My wife wanted a fur jacket so I got her a donkey jacket.
going for a wank in the toilet,
you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks
A fashion nazi, someone who defines alternatively oneself and others by the clothes they wear.
I see your shoes man,
do you still have the receipt for them?
don't be such a fashionist
to describe that one would like the music turned up
crank that shit up, are you a dj or a ho?
describes something better for the same price
if you get a ... you'll get more bang for your bucks