113 definitions by jaffaw

when you ask for something by text or sms,
he didn't even have the guts to call me, he just sent me a requext
by jaffaw July 19, 2009
oral sex in the white house, or in your office
do you fancy coming up to see my oral orifice
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
When having a cunt close by is a treat,

A girlfriend can give you her cunt as a treat
It was my birthday last week, my g/f gave me a cuntreat.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
a video you watch for it's showing of muff
I watched a film yesterday, fannytastic it was a muff movie.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
an experience or sensation that can only be brought about or created by the prescense of a penis
Penisensation - a fannytastic fuck
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
when you everything you write about is cunt related
I like your story, hell I like your idea but if you don't cuntextualise it, then Palyboy aren't buying it and I ain't reading it.
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
cheating on your partner by way of a paid partner
I'm paying away with a great tart
by jaffaw July 14, 2009

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