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A Hollywood piece of mind-fucking to make men feel inadequate.
I achieved multiple orgasm, but had an aching wrist afterwards.
A place to keep the crown jewels. Although a little wrinkly. Bill and Ben's place of rest.
I like to empty my ball sack regularly. A roll of "Charmin" recommended.
Masturbation for those who cannot spell. i.e Wankas.
That numpty boy is a wanka (see: numpty boy)
They can either keep mud off your car, or envelope your knob.
What's the difference between Mud Men & Mud Women. Mud Flaps!
Not very good. A poor match. A bit like Dale Winton being on televsion.
Supermaket Sweep is Piss Poor.
An uncomfortable ailment for anyone who has accessed this word. Result of sitting on cold concrete, child-birth or anal perversions.
I took a dump and my piles fell out. It looks like an open bullet-wound.
Any five figer shuffler will know.
I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.
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