134 definitions by jacques asse

Welsh rabbit

A Welsh rabbit is when someone creeps quietly up in a bunny suit and knocks: thump thump thump!

And then tells you: "Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"

We were settling in for some buttplay when

THUMP
THUMP
THUMP

"Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"

We got a Welsh rabbit.

by jacques asse June 25, 2009

Snosage Gravy

Snosage Gravy is a confectionary delight made from reduced snot.

Kelly and Tish LOVED snosage gravy.....tastes just like chit'lin.

by jacques asse June 2, 2009

Wikisting

Wikisting = wikipedia fisting. This is a practice enjoyed by really dumb bastards that enjoy fisting and reading Wiki at the same time.

Phred and Sam were wikisting Wednesday evening. It's a fine way to end a day.

by jacques asse April 23, 2009

austrigger

An austrigger is an Australian nigger, someone white who acts black by wearing his pants around his knees, lots of gold-plate chains, over-sized watches and sunglasses, etc.

Walkabout guys are often austriggers, pretending to be black instead of Australian or Aborigine. Crying shame.

by jacques asse July 7, 2010

Assfoot

Assfoot is what happens when Dad finds you masturbating while peeping through a hole in the downstairs shower, to your mom, sister, cousins, etc., anyone with ass, cunt, and tits.

Assfoot is when Dad sticks his foot up your ass for peeping tomism.

by jacques asse June 25, 2009

asshead

An American businessman, so named for the habit of bending over backwards and inserting their crania into their anal orifices.

Once Jack was promoted he got to be a true asshead, even though he already knew the moves.

by jacques asse February 5, 2009

cunnilatio

The process of sucking a clitoris so hard that it resembles a penis afterward.

Jacques Asse performed cunnilatio on his wife.

by jacques asse February 3, 2009