5 definitions by jackwayd

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A woman who gets an abortion to prove she is a Democrat. Also, a woman who is overbearing about abortion rights and who claims that women who are pro-life are intellectually inept.
Joe: Nancy is a fucking democunt. I can't believe she killed that little dude to prove to Bama-man she's a democrat.
Barney: Go girl!
by jackwayd October 10, 2008

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That's too friggin' funny
Bob: My uncle knows more slang than I do.
Jill: ttff
by jackwayd September 24, 2008

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The ratio of carbonated water to the syrup in a drink. If the ratio of carbonation to syrup is high then there is less flavor.
Rahm (to new guy): Is that what I asked for? If you waste my time, you waste the people's time.

New guy (aside to Rahm's assistant): It's just a Diet Coke.

Rahm's assistant: No way. The fizz ratio in McD's Diet Coke is perfect-soft on the bubbles. It's exactly the way Uncle Barry likes it.
by jackwayd July 08, 2009

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Someone who jumped on the Democrat Party bandwagon because of all the anti-war hype. Dumbocrats are generally against the war because of lives lost but they support abortion. A dumbocrat is not a Democrat who is against the war because they are pro-terrorist--there's probably another word for that.
Joe: Arianna Huffington is such a dumbocrat.

Barack: I wish she would bark about something more than the lives lost. Like she ain't had no abortion. She's losin' votes.

Joe: She shoulda been aborted.

by jackwayd October 07, 2008

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Name for Barack Obama because of his heavy reliance on teleprompters. While some mistakenly call him a great orator, he is actually a mere babbler without his teleprompter. He is now known as the The Reciter, or in England as The Great Reciter.
The Reciter thanked himself during a St. Patrick's Day speech because he can't think and recite off the teleprompter at the same time.

Did you see The Reciter's impromptu speech when his teleprompter broke? He never made one complete sentence.
by jackwayd March 19, 2009

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