25 definitions by jackson

An annoying white bird with a bill that enjoys saying "Aflac."
Some Guy: I need "that" insurance."
Other Guy: What insurance?
Duck: AFLAC
by jackson May 25, 2004

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a rather large, bowling ball shaped whore who has a wedgie and likes to bitch
that bessma fucked jackson and his father
by jackson May 05, 2004

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When having anal sex, you slap them in the face, cum in their ear and mix it with the wax hence creating banana cream pie. then you take a dump in their mouth, forcing them to eat the before mentioned "banana cream pie"
That banana cream pie left me dazed for weeks.
by Jackson March 30, 2005

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distracting people so you can play with yourself in public
raymond used a fire alarm as a hanky panky so no one would notice his masturbation
by jackson February 26, 2005

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