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8 definitions by jack hoffman

 
1.
When a girl jacks you off with her armpit and then your dick ends up smelling like B.O.
Holy shit she gave him a frisky frenchman.
by jack hoffman February 15, 2005
 
2.
When a girl is giving you head upside down and you jizz into her nose.
My girl friend was giving me bad head so I had to zasp her
by Jack Hoffman March 03, 2005
 
3.
When a girl is giving you head upside down and you jizz up her nose.
Dude the dumb bitch wouldn't shut up so I decided to zasp her.
by Jack HOffman February 17, 2005
 
4.
When a girls giving you head upside down and you bust up her nose.
Dude why do u have to zasp me Jon Parker
by jack hoffman February 15, 2005
 
5.
when you feltch a girls period out of her vagina and make out with somebody.
Holy shit you got bleeding gums from grace murphy
by jack hoffman October 30, 2004
 
6.
Its when you bend over your granmother and stick it in her ass then her vagina and tell her to take out her dentures and give you oral pleasure
Dude you gave your grandmother a dirty jackson parker
by jack hoffman October 30, 2004
 
7.
Am initiation game where contestant form a line and stick their thumb up the persons ass in front of them and put their other thumb in their mouth and walk around while the leader yells switch and the contestants must switch thumbs.
To got into the KOK fraternity I had to do elephant lines for an hour....my breath ended up smelling like shit for a week!
by Jack Hoffman December 20, 2006