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3 definitions by jack bender

 
1.
an event which is not only worthy of mockery for being ghay, but also sounds like no fun to go to, making it lame. thus gay and lame at the same time. glame.
no, that sounds glame
by jack bender July 14, 2006
 
2.
to give a male a smooth, mellow, handjob.
my girlfriend gave me a mellow handy under the table during thanksgiving dinner.
by jack bender May 26, 2006
 
3.
better than rad. more powerful than bad. and truly assylicious.
dood. that trick was radassical!
by jack bender July 14, 2006