13 definitions by jack townshend

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Fact:

A conservative talkshow host that has show on the radio, where he discusses politics and current events.

My Opinion:

He is a racist tool, a drug addict, and a disgrace to society.
Billy: Who's Rush limbaugh
Me: A tool.
by Jack Townshend June 20, 2006

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"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means."

- Clarence Darrow

A: Are you agnostic?
B: Yeah.
A: Any good quotes about it?
B: Yeah, Clarence Darrow made a very intelligent statement regarding agnosticsm.
by Jack Townshend October 29, 2006

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verb.

The act of sneaking an illegal bottle of viagra in your shaving kit.
Me: I got busted at the airport last night.
Billy: Why?
Me: I Rush Limbaughed. :/
Billy: Idiot.
by Jack Townshend June 28, 2006

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Scottish comedian, host of The Late Late Show on CBS.

He replaced Craig Kilbourne on January 3, 2005. He was one of four finalists running for the job as host.

He is a rather funny man. Unfortunately he shares the time slot with Conan O'Brien so it's difficult for me to watch Ferguson, but from what I've seen he is a very laid back scottish man, and it's a nice change from the typical comedian.

His show aires at 12:35 EST on CBS right after Letterman.
Billy: Is Craig Ferguson as funny as Conan O'Brien?
Me: No, but he's definately better than those tools Letterman and Leno.
by Jack Townshend June 29, 2006

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Country Music + Personality + Attitude = Johnny Cash

He was great, he had a great message. Like others have said, he MADE rock n roll, punk, anything worth listening to.

God decided Jesus wasn't worth sending back to earth, so he gave us Johnny Cash and Joe Strummer.

Then he killed them both.

Rest In Peace
Billy: "Who's Johnny Cash."
Me: "An amazing musician."
by Jack Townshend March 11, 2006

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I style of humour, also known as dry humour.

It involves saying something funny, but not changing ones facial expressions or emotions.

Stephen Colbert often uses deadpan.
Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious, blank face): "I cannot see through all of this liberty."
*audience laughs*
Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious, blank face): "Yes, I excell at deadpan humour."
by Jack Townshend January 09, 2007

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University in Bloomington, Indiana.
Known for having good basketball teams (bob knight) and bad football teams.

AKA: IU

Rival is Purdue.
Billy: "Did Indiana University win the Big 10 Tourney this year?"
Me: "No, they lost by 1 to Ohio St."

:(
by Jack Townshend March 12, 2006

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