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A "gooseberry" is a person who will tag along to a couple or a few couples, but they themselves are single, usually being an ugly friend or accquiantance who you can't bear to leave out as he/she will feel awful.
A friend who come with you and your boyfriend/girlfriend to the cinema.
by John February 21, 2005

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An event or situation that is unpleasant or causes extreme distress.

Derived from Captain Kirk's famous yell of "Khaaaaaaaan!!!" in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
That sales meeting was totally khan.
by john February 23, 2004

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word for mate
g'day, m8
by John June 11, 2003

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fuck her hard in the ass, pull it out, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. She will get up standing on one leg with one eye closed, walking like she's drunk and swearing
Leroy pirate fucked his Girlfriend last night. she was mad as a wasp afterwards
by john May 11, 2005

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a tall beautiful woman, often a runway model.
Heidi Klum is a glamazon
by John March 06, 2003

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The best day of the week to have sex. I'm not kidding. It adds a whole 'nother level to it.
Person 1: Whatcha doin' Thursday?
Person 2: Linda's coming over.
Person 1: Holy shit. *falls down dead in amazement*
by John November 25, 2003

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Area encompassing San Bernardino and Riverside counties in southern California, also known derogatively as "The 909"
by John March 06, 2003

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