19 definitions by j. malik
|1.||Money Talks, Bullshit Walks|
Means that cheap talk will get you nowhere, while money will
persuade people to do as you like.
Money talks, bullshit walks, that is how life goes.
by J. Malik May 19, 2006 add a video
A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
1-I can't help but laugh at the
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.
2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.
by J. Malik Aug 28, 2005 add a video
The insane asylum, nuthouse, padded palace. Where you go if you do something crazy.
He was just sent to the funny farm because he was defecating in public while proclaiming the end was near.
by J. Malik Mar 1, 2006 add a video
The complete opposite of true spirituality.
Religion divides people, spirituality unites them.
by J. Malik Dec 30, 2005 add a video
|5.||Dick Waving Contest|
An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.
Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.
by J. Malik Apr 14, 2006 add a video
A term originally created by a sergeant with the Los Angeles Police Department SWAT Team. Designed as a reminder that in fact you only have "one ass to risk"(1 as-te-risk), so you'd better be careful.
Don't get yourself shot tonight, you only have 1* and a whole life ahead of you.
by J. Malik Oct 16, 2005 add a video
Another term for a scam artist
The matchstick man cheated the poor, old schmuck out of
by J. Malik Jan 1, 2006 add a video