19 definitions by j. malik
| 1. | Money Talks, Bullshit Walks | ||
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Means that cheap talk will get you nowhere, while money will
persuade people to do as you like. Money talks, bullshit walks, that is how life goes.
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| 2. | assclown | ||
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A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often enhancing their stories,knowledge, experience,and every thing in between with pure bullshit. 1-I can't help but laugh at the
assclownishness of Johnny's story. I wanted to kick him in the teeth but couldn't because i was laughing so hard at him. 2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with his "similar experience" or "knowledge" of the subject.
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J. Malik
Aug 28, 2005
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| 3. | funny farm | ||
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The insane asylum, nuthouse, padded palace. Where you go if you do something crazy. He was just sent to the funny farm because he was defecating in public while proclaiming the end was near.
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| 4. | Religion | ||
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The complete opposite of true spirituality. Religion divides people, spirituality unites them.
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| 5. | Dick Waving Contest | ||
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An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other. Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.
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| 6. | 1* | ||
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A term originally created by a sergeant with the Los Angeles Police Department SWAT Team. Designed as a reminder that in fact you only have "one ass to risk"(1 as-te-risk), so you'd better be careful. Don't get yourself shot tonight, you only have 1* and a whole life ahead of you.
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| 7. | Matchstick Man | ||
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Another term for a scam artist The matchstick man cheated the poor, old schmuck out of
50.000 dollars. |
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