11 definitions by j. b. baby

The complaints of a person in an unfulfiling relationship who refuses to leave, no matter how terrible they say it is. When asked, "Why don't you just..." it is frequently followed by the line "Oh, no, I could never..." (A very cyclical and rather hopeless situation, really.)

Derived from a song of the same name by "The Barstool Prophets."
I got a call from my ex last night; she just kept singing Robin's Song about her new asshole boyfriend...

"And as he stumbles towards her / Left hand raised / She sings Robin's Song" --The Barstool Prophets
by J. B. Baby May 15, 2006
Album purist; someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Person who follows albumism. Also albumist. Opposite of songer or songist.
Pink Floyd probably wouldn't be enjoyed as much by anybody but an albumer
by J. B. Baby May 15, 2006
Album purist; someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Person who follows albumism. Also albumer. Opposite of songer or songist.
Alice Cooper's talent can only be truly appreciated by an albumist.
by J. B. Baby May 15, 2006
It would seem it's equal to "fucking." Based on the lyrics for The Dresden Dolls' "Sing," where some half-deaf music downloaders posted the lyrics as being "There is this thing that's like fucking..." when the booklet and song clearly say "There is this thing that's like touching."
"I was totally fucking a boob..."
"What?"
"I mean... touching. I'm a 12-year old dumbtouch..."
"Die. Please."
by J. B. Baby May 19, 2006

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