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12 definitions by j dogg

 
1.
A word shouted in disbelief responding to a statement which can not possibly be false or which has already been agreed upon. Often used in "Invader Zim", an animated television show.
A: I specifically remember taking it with me when I got out of the car...
B: It's not in the car.
A: LIES!!
by J Dogg October 15, 2003
 
2.
Eskimo wedding is when a man attends the wedding of a woman he has fucked before.
I fucked this super hot chick in college and now she is getting married. This is going to be an awesome Eskimo wedding. I hope my Eskimo brother doesn't get mad that I banged his wife before.
by J DogG August 31, 2012
 
3.
An adverb used in any statement which is almost certainly false.
A: Where the hell is Tom?
B: He probably ran down the train track and died of amnesia.
by J Dogg October 15, 2003
 
4.
jermaine dupris way of saying "i wanna be just like snoop dogg and make my own gay ass language"
yo! i'll be up in the club 1 tweezy!! meet me there, fosheezy my neezy!!
by j dogg August 04, 2003
 
5.
Someone who gives themselves a 'Dutch Oven' repeatedly until reaching climax.
Bob was forever banned from the dating website after naming his profile “Feeming-Fendel ISO Fecal Freak”.
by J Dogg July 26, 2004
 
6.
When the whitey man take away all mo jaun's.
Whitey from round da corner tappin in to mo bank account statement shiiieeettt.
by J DOGG November 14, 2003
 
7.
To have forcible anal sex with another man while holding him down. (like in the movie Deliverance)
Ike and Billybob gave the Yankee a good queering for trespassing on their property.
by J Dogg June 27, 2003